Child Beauty Pageant Contestants vs. Fox News Reporters

on November 5th, 2011

Here’s a collage I made:



14 Responses

  1. Tom Upton says:

    You are really scaring me….

  2. Gary Lucia says:

    Oh my God, I love this. How is it that I’m the first person to share it?!?!

  3. Glidingpig says:

    LOL, you are watching too much of both of those… But you rock girl. Keep it up.

  4. John says:

    Oh sure, but if I spend this much time looking through pictures of Child Beauty Pageant Contestants, I’m creepy.

  5. peedeecee says:

    The only thing those little girls lack is price tags. Shame on their mothers.

  6. Pedobear says:

    Best page ever

  7. Tor Thordarsson says:

    The latest age-progression software is amazing!

  8. Jk says:

    Half of those reporters are on CNN now. Way to be current.

  9. Zan Zibar says:

    Well, keep in mind that some of the Fox hosts WERE former beauty pageant winners. Gretchen Carlson is a former Miss USA, and Shannon Bream is a former Miss Virginia. So it stands to reason that child beauty pageant contestants would resemble younger versions of older pageant contestants.

  10. Aaron Patrick says:

    Nailed it.

  11. scott deLong says:

    Utterly terrifying. But Rikki, you are brilliant. Ever gonna come to Florida? I would love to see you guys live. You (and Oates) rock.

  12. nico says:

    the mothers of those should be shot,stuffed and mounted! how can a mother do that to a child?

  13. Michael says:

    I really like the way you think. Creative and funny as always. You probably hear this all the time but it bears repeating: I think you’re wonderful.

  14. Lee Vieira says:

    Thanks Riki, I’m really creeped out now… o_0

    Little-kid beauty pageants, what an awful concept. Little Miss Sunshine called it correctly (great film).

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